Friday, October 3, 2008

How Come...

  • How come my children get all wound up at 8:00 pm?
  • How come my kids won’t stop until somebody get’s hurt?
  • How come my kids always sit down with me just as I’m starting to watch Gossip Girl?
  • How come the phone never rings until I go to the bathroom?
  • How come I can never talk to strangers but can talk the ear off of my friends and family?
  • How come you can be friends on Facebook with people you didn’t like in high school, or that didn’t like you?
  • How come I always get a headache on Sundays?
  • How come it is always 90o on Christmas Day but foggy and cold on the 4th of July?

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