Help! I’ve started and I can’t give up!

As I’ve gotten older I have learned one thing about myself: I don’t like surprises. I love peeking at presents before I get them. I don’t like April Fools Day because my kids are constantly surprising me with pranks. I don’t like going to a movie not knowing what it’s about. I can’t watch a movie without knowing what’s going to happen. Once I went to the movies, to see Becoming Jane. If I had read what it was about, I would have never gone. I LOVED, LOVED, LOVED the movie; until the end. What a piece of crap waste of my time. Whenever I watch a movie at home now, I’m on IMDB looking for quotes, the ending, who’s who, what has he/she been in before and since. It’s like a drug I just can’t quit. Do you think there is rehab for IMDB?